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| see? last year it was boarded up too! |
Step 2 - demolish your bedroom window. It was all boarded up anyways after the last remodeling project for the master bath.
Step 4 - discover hidden stash of particle board presswood in garage from leftover home projects.
Step 5 - clip coupons to purchase other tools that may be handy during another project.
Step 6 - purchase overabundance of 2x4s from local lumber yard. More money spent, more do stuff. That's the power of making a man feel like he's got it all together worked out in his head.
Step 7 - Measure 16 times, cut 4 times. Trim it if it still doesn't fit. Whack it with a hammer if it still doesn't fit. Use up all the spare nails just to get it in place. Hey, functionality is king.
Step 8 - board up the biggest holes, stuff in plastic shopping bags for temporary weather stripping and to keep the bugs out. Call it a night. Find the remote control after leaving it on for 3 hours, only to realize that the battery is now dead and the temperature can't change.
Step 9 - turn on the fans and suffer 2 more nights of humidity until you can get a replacement battery on monday.
And, lastly have a sense of humor. If you can't laugh at your own incompetence, how are you gonna laugh at a sitcom?
