Step 2 - Ignore advertised packaging specifications and conveniences. Instead, count how many non-traditional sized burgers and bratwursts fit on afore-purchased grill.
Step 3 - Liberally spray with cooking oil for a rust-resistant coating after assembly. Add charcoal, lighter fluid, pre-collected pinecones as firestarter. Light fire, Ugh-ugh!
Step 4 - Rinse down with soda & ice. Repeat.
Ahhh, good times!